Our beloved Shaykh Abū Ādam al-Narūijī has been gracious enough to offer yet another fine example of Muslim ethics in practice.
As everyone knows, Shaykh Abū Ādam al-Narūijī has presented irrefutable “proof” for the existence of his god. In a post entitled, “Wahhabi Contention: What happens if kalam arguments are undermined rationally,” Shaykh Abū Adam responds to the totally outrageous suggestion that this “proof” might not be rationally defensible.
So confident is the good Shaykh in this “proof” for the existence of his god that he humbly and modestly declares that it “is not false, and it is not antiquated, and will never be undermined.”
What is this “proof” for the existence of his god? It is the following
“…anything with a beginning needs a Creator, simply based on the existence of events; the changes we see around us. It is a simple and logically sound argument based on premises that no reasonable person would deny.”
Wow!! I mean, what idiot could possibly refuse to believe in Shaykh Abū Ādam al-Narūijī’s god after that argument! As the good Shaykh humbly and modestly puts it, he “can tell you” of ” philosophers in this day and age that have been silenced by these types of arguments.” Go get’em Shaykh! You silence those evil kuffar! Oh, and just in case you had the audacity to ask for an example of “philosophers” who have been “silenced by these types of arguments,” the good Shaykh has this to say: “A friend of mine has a Phd in math from Berkley, for example, and he converted because some of his students presented such proofs.” What an amazing story! Nothing beats unverifiable anecdotal accounts like this one. I mean, it’s so much more persuasive than Christians claiming to have been personally visited by Jesus.
Oh, but there’s more. The good Shaykh has this to say about Immanuel Kant:
“Kant, the miserable kaafir, may Allah give him what he deserves along with his ilk, did not bring anything new that the scholars had not already faced.”
If this awe-inspiring example of humility and exceptionally good taste doesn’t convert you to Islam in the next second, there has got to be something wrong with you! I can’t wait to convert to Islam and finally acquire a moral license to start calling people “miserable kaafir” and praying that Shaykh Abū Ādam al-Narūijī’s god will give them what they deserve along with their ilk. (There’s so much justified contempt in the use of the word “ilk”…I just love it!!)
And, there’s still more! The good Shaykh continues:
“You see, the philosophers were and are in general haughty, proud of their intelligence, and showing this was important to them, so they engaged in debates to win, even if it meant denying their own mother, and one of the ways to do that is to simply engage in producing doubts.”
I mean, never mind whether this comment bears even the slightest correspondence to reality. Its self-confidence is all the proof we need. Thank heavens the good Shaykh is anything but haughty. Thank heavens, also, that he is not in the least bit proud of his own intelligence, as his pride in his ability to prove the existence of his god makes abundantly clear.
Unbelievably, there are some rebellious souls who are simply incapable of beholding the awesome moral beauty embodied by Shaykh Abū Ādam al-Narūijī. The Shaykh was apparently asked the following totally ridiculous question by one such rebellious soul:
“Do you realize how arrogant *you* sound when you say things like this? What a pity that your heart and mind is so closed.”
To this nonsense, the Shaykh gave the following, totally non-arrogant and highly intelligent, response:
“Muslims today have been influenced by western style education systems to respect people like him, or even have awe for them. Thus an antidote is needed. My contribution is to say that he is just another miserable kafir.
I do not see a connection between asserting that Kant was just another miserable kafir and saying that my heart is closed.”
Right on! I mean, if the good Shaykh can’t see a connection, there can’t possibly be one. What was that silly questioner thinking? That the good Shaykh is blind?!? Good heavens! I can’t even bear to contemplate such an outrageous idea!
Anyway, that is our moral lesson for today. Please join me in expressing uncritical devotion and fawning gratitude to the noble Shaykh Abū Ādam al-Narūijī for providing us with a fine and flawless example of sublime moral conduct. Ameen!
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