Mission Statement
The aim of this blog is to celebrate the superior intelligence and exceptional maturity of Shaykh Abū Ādam al-Narūijī: a light unto the nations, a thinker’s thinker, the embodiment of raw, unadulterated moral beauty, the wind beneath our wings. With his characteristic brilliance, Shaykh Abū Ādam al-Narūijī exposes the lies and hypocrisy of those who disagree with him (like scientists, for example). He summarily destroys their arguments with flawless anger, principled arrogance, and sometimes even by deleting their comments. Without him, those of us who lack the ability to think for ourselves would be completely lost. We therefore owe our ability to live in denial of reality to his outstanding efforts.
Background
Call us paranoid, but we followers of Shaykh Abū Ādam al-Narūijī believe that we are constantly being attacked for what we believe. For example, when Shaykh Abū Ādam al-Narūijī claims to have irrefutable proof for the existence of the his god, some people have the audacity to question his proofs. We therefore endure constant persecution by those who do not believe exactly what we believe. We endure persecution by those who ask questions: the most outrageous type of persecution. We followers of Shaykh Abū Ādam al-Narūijī will not tolerate it any longer.
Our Creed
- WE AFFIRM that Shaykh Abū Ādam al-Narūijī is always correct.
- WE AFFIRM that Shaykh Abū Ādam al-Narūijī is a master of “sound reason” and “common sense,” even if most people on the planet don’t agree with him.
- WE AFFIRM that Shaykh Abū Ādam al-Narūijī’s training in the so-called Islamic “sciences” gives him the right to be arrogant.
- WE AFFIRM that Shaykh Abū Ādam al-Narūijī’s training in the so-called Islamic “sciences” gives him the authority to make ignorant pronouncements about fields and disciplines in which he has no training (or even basic familiarity).
- WE AFFIRM that Shaykh Abū Ādam al-Narūijī is a true holy warrior, a modern, online version of Salah al-Din al-Ayubi. He represents the ideals of macho male bravado and heroism. His writings constitute manliness in written form.
- WE AFFIRM that Shaykh Abū Ādam al-Narūijī is not at all a ridiculous clown who generates greater laughter than respect.
About The Shaykh
Shaykh Abū Ādam al-Narūijī studied the so-called Islamic “sciences” in Damascus and Kuwait, the centres of cutting-edge thought. He has received ijāzahs in arrogance, superstition, delusion, and paranoia. Although Shaykh Abū Ādam al-Narūijī apparently has no real education, he is eminently qualified to make authoritative statements about anything whatsoever.
