Breaking News: Shaykh Abū Ādam al-Narūijī Refutes Evolution

All praises be to Shaykh Abū Ādam al-Narūijī’s god!  In one blog post, Shaykh Abū Ādam has managed to refute the entire scientific community!  Armed with little more than his religion, his beard, and a healthy dose of self-righteous Muslim chauvinism, the good Shaykh has demonstrated to everyone who matters (basically himself) that evolution is a sham concocted by evil, deluded scientists hell-bent on corrupting the minds of the innocent masses.  Finally, Shaykh Abū Ādam has intervened to put a stop to all the chaos and madness.  Notwithstanding his total and utter scientific illiteracy, the noble Shaykh has empowered the common people with a final, authoritative, and definitive answer to the challenge of evolution, an answer that will surely silence the scientific community once and for all…

More Awe-Inspiring Humility from Shaykh Abū Ādam al-Narūijī

The moral excellence of our beloved Shaykh Abū Ādam al-Narūijī seems to grow exponentially every minute. And, after every minute, we are just dumbfounded by the extraordinary heights to which our beloved Shaykh’s moral excellence has soared. Recently, St. al-Narūijī was asked the following question:

Also, one of my non-Muslim friends asked me this question: Is it possible for Allah (Subhan wa Ta`ala) to create a stone so large that he (Subhan wa Ta`ala) can not lift it? Could you answer that rationally and Islamically (according to the books of `aqeeda)?

To this, the humble Shaykh gave the following humble response:

This is the typical Satanic question, where a kaafir asks “Can Allah <insert impossible proposition>?” The answer to this particular question is that Allah is not a body, so the idea of lifting in the sense that Christians would think of it does not befit Allah, because He is not a body, unlike what those idiots think.

The rest of the response can be seen here. From the above, the following lessons here are very clear:

1) The Muslim questioner’s friend is a Satanic idiot.

2) The Muslim questioner’s friend is a Christian, because the Shaykh says so. (Never mind the possibility that he or she could be an atheist and never mind that a dutiful Christian just might also reject this question as a meaningless paradox.)

3) Apparently, only Christians ask questions with hidden assumptions that do not “befit Allah.” Christians can therefore be dismissed as “those idiots.”

4) Christians are Satanic idiots.

Great PR work, Shaykh! You’re making Islam look lovelier and more attractive each day!

Question: How can it be shown that the Prophet Muhammad was the best human being who ever lived?

Since getting officially banned from Sunni Answers, we decided to go undercover to continue our mission of posing important questions for the brilliant Shaykh Abū Ādam al-Narūjiī.

In a recent public service announcement about the Prophet Muhammad, the good Shaykh made the following claim:

“The best human beings are the Prophets (may Allah increase their honor), and the best Prophet is our beloved prophet Muhammad.

We recently sent special agent “Hossam Bokhari” (a.k.a. me) to pose the following question for our beloved Shaykh:

dear brother

how to answer the kuffaar who say that we moslem cannot show that prophet muhammad salalahu alihiwasalam was the BEST PROPHET and the BEST HUMAN BEING ever. how to show this to them?

hossam bokhari

To this question, we were given the following response

“I would not attempt this with non-Muslims, because if they are not convinced that Aļļaah is one and does not resemble His creation, then how would convince them of something that is not as obvious. In general you should avoid discussing anything but tawĥiid with non-Muslims, and even that should be avoided unless you are qualified to debate such an issue. Tawĥiid is the most obvious issue in the religion, and the most important. If they do not accept it, they won’t accept anything else, and they will still be non-Muslims even if you could convince them of other issues than tawĥiid.”

Of course! It is patently obvious that the Prophet Muhammad was the best human being who ever lived. Anyone who doesn’t already see that isn’t even worth talking to. The reasoning couldn’t be more pristine.

Thanks again, dear Shaykh, for that thoroughly enlightening response!